Abby Martin

Abby Martin is newsreader for RT (Russia Today). She’s a hottie but, Adam and John believe her Teleprompter reading skills could use some work. If they were consultants for RT, they’d recommend she switch from  wearing pants to dresses, and little bleaching would help too. Adam admits it’s very sexist, but necessary to make her a journalist superstar and boost RT’s ratings.

No Agenda Entertainment has delightfully discovered that she is a resident of our hometown of Oakland, California. Abby is also a talented artist and created MediaRoots.org, an investigative media organization that challenges a lot of the same monoliths that No Agenda does. She has also appeared on Alex Jones’ Infowars.